Saturday, July 26, 2014

CONTINUED: A Very Special Dinner By Moe O’Brien


Something was really off here.  Mom had never been particular about setting the table.  Most times the dishes didn’t even match.  She called it her eclectic touch.  I was sure she had never owned a lace tablecloth. The wine goblets—where did they come from?  I had to get to the bottom of this and so I repeated my comment in question form,   “Set a pretty table and they will come?”

“Well, aren’t you the cutie.  What movie did that come from?  Something about baseball, wasn’t it?  That handsome Robert Redford starred in that, right?  Lindsey doesn’t play baseball, Dear.  She’s a skier.  Don’t you watch the news?”

Mom was losing her hearing and obviously didn’t hear the first part of my question.  She refused to wear a hearing aid, insisting that she could hear everything and anything that was worth listening to. Dad had always called it selective hearing. It must be genetic. On occasion, my wife has said the same thing about me.        

I decided on a direct approach. “Mom, what’s the big occasion? Why are you going so festive with the dinner table? Are you expecting someone special to dine with you tonight?” 

Ignoring me, she walked into the kitchen and started loading the dishwasher.  Running water, clanking dishes, combined with Mom, humming a tune.  Mom doesn’t know the words to any songs but she loves music, so she hums a lot. Her friends call her “The Hummer.”

I checked my watch and realized that I couldn’t hang out much longer.  To be honest, my patience was wearing thin.  “Mom, are you keeping a secret from me?  Who is coming for dinner?”

Mom let out a big sigh and threw her arms wide open.  “Come over here Sweetheart”, she chortled. “And give me a big hug.  Then, we have to go wake up the boys.”

“The boys?   Did I hear you say boys, Miss Nora?”  The sound of heavy, plodding footsteps, coming down the stairs accompanied the deep, throaty voice. A boisterous, hearty laugh followed, sounding like Santa coming down the chimney. The man slipped into the kitchen as if this had been his routine for years. 

His size was astonishing.  He was a huge man, his frame taking up the entire entrance to the kitchen.  Deep crevices lined his rosy face, as if chiseled from red clay.  His thick, bushy eyebrows were so expressive, they seemed to be engaged in a conversation all their own.  He was so homely, he was handsome.  His clothing was shabby but clean and he was freshly shaved. 

He extended his huge hand to me.   “You must be Marcus.,” he said.  “I’ve heard so many good things about you.  And now, if my memory serves me right, I think I promised you a gourmet breakfast, Miss Nora. Can you join us Marcus?”

Standing taller than I ever imagined I could, I turned toward the home invader.  “Well, this all sounds very cozy Mister…um Mister.  I didn’t get your name sir.  And you may have heard good things about me but I know nothing about you.  So if you, and you too Mom, could fill me in here, I would appreciate it.”   

I felt ambushed.  Stone-faced, with my arms crossed on my chest, I turned and stared at Mom, demanding an explanation. 

“Okay Sweetheart,” she said. “It’s really quite simple.  I’ve been volunteering at the St. Joseph’s Shelter for the last three months.  That’s where I met George and his son, Jason. They’ve been homeless for seven months now and well…Father Flynn called me last week, you remember Father Flynn, don’t you?  Anyway, he said that the shelter was bursting at the seams.  They just don’t have enough room for everyone who needs a roof over their head and a hot meal.”

“Well, that may be quite simple Mom,” I said.  “To you anyway. So you just decided on your own, without consulting me, that you would open our home up to people you barely know?”

 A pregnant pause.  “That was a question, Mom.”

“Yes, I know that was a question, Dear. And here’s the answer.  First of all, I’ve gotten to know George and Jason quite well.  They’ve been doing most of the cooking at the shelter and boy, can they cook.  George was the head chef at the Ritz Carlton in Boston, but it came under new management and well… And Jason wants to follow in his Dad’s footsteps, so he has a full scholarship and has been attending The Culinary Institute in the city.  Quite a resume don’t you think?  Secondly, and more importantly, this is not as you called it, our home.  This is my home and I can do whatever I want to do in my own home. Sorry to sound so harsh Dear, but I don’t feel you’re being very understanding.”

Mom paraded over to George and wrapped an apron around his ample waist.  I remained, silently in place, the place I had been put in.       

“I don’t know about anyone else but I’m famished.” Mom said. “All I dreamt about last night were the Eggs Benedict that were promised me for this morning. But George, first come look at the table I’ve set for us tonight.  You promised me a five course dinner so I went to the thrift shop and bought---well, just come and look for yourself.  And then you can go wake Jason up.”

I remained in the kitchen, fiddling with the salt and pepper shakers.  My mother’s assertiveness stunned me.  I couldn’t recall ever seeing her like this.  

But then I remembered the time I had arrived home with an injured bird in my coat pocket.  I was about seven years old and my father was adamant that we were not keeping it.  Mom’s words came back to me now.  In her inimitable sweet style, she had turned to my Dad and said….”Well of course, we will keep this little bird, Dear.  And we will nurse it back to good health and then let him fly away.  But not until then.”  

 Mom had always been assertive, I thought.  Maybe I needed to stop being so overly protective.  After Dad had passed away, I thought it was my job to take care of her. It was obvious to me now that she was quite capable of doing that herself.  Okay, what better time than right now to start doing just that.        

I ambled into the dining room and watched as Mom told George a little story about each of her Thrift Shop purchases. George was smiling, nodding his appreciation of all her selections.  “Shouldn’t someone wake Jason up?”  I asked.

 George winked at me and erupted with laughter.  “Believe me, that won’t be necessary.  Fry the bacon and they will come.”

“That includes me, George.  Work can wait. I can’t wait to taste your Eggs Benedict.”  

“But Mom,” I said, “I sure could use that hug right about now.”



Copyright 2014 by Moe O’Brien

Sunday, April 27, 2014

CONTINUED: Feeding A Woman

   She listened for a moment, then spoke. “I’m sorry, I can’t fill in today. I have company and he’s already here.”
   She nodded, listening to someone evidently from her place of work.
   “Well, I’m sorry, but I just can’t leave. I’ll see you Monday. Good bye.”
   “I hope you’re not in trouble,” I said. I didn’t want to cause her any concern at work.
   She glanced at me and smiled. “If I am, I am.”
   She lay back down on her side and  pulled one of the daybed’s large boxy pillows to her.  Setting it down in front of her she wrapped an arm around it and embraced it in a hug.  I was envious.  She  said she was hungry.
   “We can go down to the diner on Amsterdam Avenue,” I said.
She tilted her head in thought. “We could buy bread and eggs at the little Deli on the corner and make our own breakfast.”
   “Yes.”
   She sat up.  Her hands slid up her arms. “But it’s so cold out.”
   “You don’t have to come with me,” I said. “I’ll just run down and be back in five minutes.”
   I pulled my loden coat from her tiny closet and put it on.  Then I  bent over her as she sat on the couch.  She looked up at me with a questioning look, only a hint of a  smile. 
   “I just wondered,” I said, “if I should buy … mustard.”
   “For what?”
   “For … the eggs.” It was obvious I was just making this up to hover over her.
   “Are you going to the store or not?”  she said, now with a smile.
   “It’s a long way. I might get cold.”
   She popped up and quickly planted a kiss on my lips.  “Hurry back.”

   On the street the hard leather heels of my wing tip shoes tapped sharply on the pavement. I hopped off the curb onto the upper Manhattan street.  In college less than three months before, I wore only soft sole moccasins or sneakers.  I’d just purchased the wing tips to wear on my first real job. I was so impressed with the shoes … their comfort, their weight, their message … that I’d begun to keep them on in the evening and switch from my suit to wool slacks and a sweater.  I dressed as an adult now.  And when I thought of it, I realized this morning was quite adult and also quite special.

   The Dos Abogados Deli sat right on the corner in a neighborhood where English was a second language, a distant second.  Near the front door an ancient meat cooler throbbed out a tired rumbling sound.  I grabbed a package of bacon. When I turned from my task I saw a girl out on the street with a coat like hers.  She rounded the corner and disappeared down 92nd Street. It could have been her, but she didn’t seem the type to run out on a guy. Unless she had reconsidered working today. But she knew I was here in the Deli and would have stopped to tell me. Unless … 
   No, that hadn’t been her. I laughed and stepped to the Deli’s other wall. Grabbing a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread I brought everything to the counter. Rafael manned the cash register.
   “Thank you for journeying to my uncle’s humble supermarket today, your Lordship.” Rafael’s  heavy accent was somewhat slurred this morning. I never knew if he was sarcastic or had learned his manners from Edwardian set pieces.  The correct answer might have been both.  When he wasn’t waiting on a customer, he always had  his nose stuck in a  book.
   I passed the bacon, eggs and bread across the counter and he smiled brightly. “Going to make breakfast today, Your Grace?”
   ”I’m feeding a woman,” I said.
   “Most of us are, kind sir.”
   “No, I mean we ... uh … we spent the night together and I’m getting things for her to make us breakfast.”
   “You are gentleman and worthy of your station in life, Master.”
   Busy punching the prices into his cash register Rafael was unfazed by my singular  announcement. This was a momentous occasion. I had never had the opportunity to proclaim anything like it in my entire life. Since reaching puberty some years before I had bought popcorn, hot dogs, and cotton candy for two or three girls. And occasionally an inexpensive meal.  But I had never brought groceries home to a woman. Nor spent an entire night with a girl, despite nothing of any importance happening.  Still, I was beside myself with the heady thought that my life as a man was off to a great start. I was with a young woman who didn’t have to be home by midnight.
   To be realistic, what could Rafael possibly say about the most common of morning occurrences between a man and woman? But somehow he sensed I was impressed with myself.
   “Got yourself a girl, huh?” and he smiled.
   “Well, yes,” I said too matter-of-fact.

   As I climbed the three floors of stairs back to the apartment I thought I smelled her perfume in the hallway.  The terrible thought struck me she had indeed left.  Sending me out for food was a ruse, so she could flee from my company and not return home for hours, assuming I’d be gone by then.  She’d gone into work to be with a man she liked better.   I couldn’t think of anything I’d said or done to lose her affection. 
   I knocked on the door.  Nothing.  I tried the knob, but of course it was locked.  This was after all New York City.  Her employer might have called back.  A boyfriend she never mentioned to me may have called.  That’s why she didn’t stop at the Deli to tell me she was leaving.  She ran off with a guy who had just returned from an African safari or his rock concert tour. 
   This was silly.  I was standing in the hallway with a bag of eggs and bacon and I was getting hungry. I knocked again, this time louder.  I heard the sound of her springing up off the day bed.
   “I fell asleep,” she said, opening the door.
   “Understandable, since we’ve been up all night.”
   “Were you waiting very long?” she said.
   “No, you must have woke up immediately.”
  

She took the bacon and eggs and bread from me and moved to the tiny kitchen let into the end wall of the studio apartment. 
Soon the wonderful smell of frying bacon filled the apartment.  I set the table with dishes from the cupboard that held six plates and six of everything else. We sat down and ate our scrambled eggs and bacon with instant coffee and wonderfully burnt toast.
   ”What are you doing today?” I asked.
   “Nothing.  Want to walk down by the river in the park?”
   “Yes,” I said.  I was delighted to be asked.  “We can walk up toward Grant’s Tomb.”   “That’s over twenty blocks.”
   “I need a nap,” I said.
   She looked at me, then down at the table. She laughed lightly.
   “I’ve never fed a man before.”
   ”Not your brother or father?” I asked.
   “You know what I mean,” she said.
   “It’s no big deal,” I said, smiling as I needled her.  “When was breakfast ever a momentous occasion?”
    “I also do lunch and dinner,” she said, “but only if I like you.”
   “Do you like me?” I asked.
   “Yes,” she said.
   “You don’t have to make lunch for me.  We’ll get something at a restaurant after our walk.”
   “And after my nap,” she said.
   I nodded. “Yes.  Me, too.”
   “You can sleep in the chair,” she said.  “I’ll take the day bed.”
I wondered how I’d ever fall asleep, listening to her breathe as she lay hugging that lucky pillow just a few feet from me in the tiny living room.  I wondered how long I’d have to stay in my chair.




copyright 2014 by David Griffin

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

CONTINUED: One More Time by Delores Miller



August 8, 1931 Malueg Brothers threshed oats and charged $35.50.  By 1947 Leslie Malueg charged $72.95, plus a barrel of beer, 994 bushels of oats.  A good year.  Cob corn from Eugene Rekitzke in March 1941 for $120.29.   Otto Niemuth in March 1932 for $10.50 probably seed oats.   After this notes comment 'traded oats binder for a combine'.  No more threshing crews and big meals.

 Water cups and tanks and plumbing  for the barn in 1926.  No more hand watering the cows.  By that time they must have had electricity.  May 1, 1929 from the Marion Motor Company, dealers in Automobiles, Tractors and Farm Machinery, a disk harrow and plow for $32.  A tractor with steel wheels.  April 1947  again from Ford Motor Company a Ferguson Mower for $198.  Forest Schafer, Leo Kautz and Alice Goodstorf signed as witnesses.

1948 acquired   two more horses for $100, Nell and Bess.  The old ones went to the fox farm for mink feed.    1952 installed a barn cleaner for $1250.  This replaced the manure carrier with a steel wire rod that one pushed the manure out the door and into the waiting ground-driven manure spreader hooked up to a team of horses.  This carrier was quite a contraption.  1952 same year a new three-stall garage with overhead doors for $1550.  Lester and Rudy Schoneck were carpenter helpers.  1949 second cement silo, 12x40.  Farmall 'H' tractor in 1941.  Ford Ferguson tractor.

First National Bank of Clintonville and the Farmers and Merchants Bank of Marion for six month loans at 6%.  June 1950 sold four (castrated) hogs to Jim Nolan, Dealer in Livestock of all kinds, telephone 4761 on Tuesday and Wednesday.  910 pounds at eighteen and a half cents a pound for $168.35.  Butchered pigs for the dinner table, besides frying out the lard and making soap.  Sausage made with casings (guts). Cinder block smoke house for hams and bacon. Sawed cedar shingles and sold for a dollar a bundle.  1952 purchased baby chicks for $80.75, in  turn sold $329.92 in eggs, and $101.98 for roosters.   Plus provided eggs for cooking and eating.  Poor old hens and young roosters made the ultimate sacrifice and ended up on the dinner platter and dumpling soup.   Diversified farming.  They did not put all their eggs in one basket as the saying goes.  But records show  they budgeted and procurred for  a purebred heifer in January, 1952 for $85. and alas  it died in July.  What a loss!

Monthly Statement December 1941 from the Quarter-Line Cheese Factory, Harvey Moericke, Secretary and  Harold and Elda Brown Cheesemakers.  201,177 pounds of milk was received at the factory,  money to be divided from the sale of cheese - $2557.04.  Like they say ten pounds of milk, makes one pound of cheddar cheese. (Oh those good cheese curds.) The secretary fee was $8.50, cheesemaker received $244.03 for a month's work.  Out of this he had to pay the milk haulers, who hoisted those 100 pound milk cans.  Duane Miller, Leland Polzin, Raymond Draeger.   Whey hauled  to farms for swill to feed the swine. The Zillmer butterfat test was 3.8.  Big Holstein cows.   10,173 pounds of milk for the month of December.  Cheese and butter.  23 pounds of butter, (almost a pound of butter each day.)  15 pounds of cheese.  And the milk check was $116.46.  During the depression and the dry years, November 1933, little feed was available hence the cows only gave 3448 pounds of milk, could not afford to buy any butter and the check was for $31.72.  They were poor, good years  were to come, especially the war tragedy.

 Federal Census list from 1900 with Zillmer neighbors, Henry Remling, Herman Schoenick, William Wilke, Jacob Hangartner and Simon Tischauser.  Alfred Abraham was Zillmer's boarder and hired man.  And a step-mother Wilhelminia.

No written record, but legend remembers an old small Ford pickup truck, circa 1931.  Narrow box, 4x6. Only vehicle  on the farm and people had to ride in the back, winter and summer for transportation.  Running boards, wire spoked wheels, sun shield.  Three speed shifting gears on the floor.  In 1916 William Zillmer had invested in  his first car, a Ford Model 'T' for $470.   1938 must have been a good year as a 1938 Tudor Ford, V-8 for $793.33 from Marion Motor Company Lional Fuchs, Leo Kautz and Forest Schafer signed the Conditional Sale Contract.    '4 on the floor' manual shifting.  Where was reverse?   Then a repair order July 30, 1945 for a 1941 V-8 Mercury.  No record of when it was purchased but it was a 'lemon', vapor lock, align the front end and adjust the carburetor.   A 1948 Ford pick up truck repair December 30, 1949 with 10,516 miles.  6 months later it has 2000 more miles and the repair order says lubricate the chassis and repack the front wheels.  How could they put that many miles on in six months?   This truck was demolished in a rollover and a 1951 Ford truck, cost $2497. Must have been all those trips to the feed mill.  Paid cash for all those purchases and when in town left the keys in the vehicles.  Even the trunk key was always in the back.

After World War Two money flowed in to the farm.  New automobile, a 1949 Ford, grease job in June 1950, 10108 miles in less than a year.  Where did they travel?  Upgraded to a 1953 Ford.  These vehicles all were manual shift, three on a tree.  Slip the clutch, grind the gears.  First (low) to third (high) gear, never mind second gear.  Chugged along, jumping like a rabbit.   A 1956, 8 cylinder with automatic shift, traded in for a 1961 Ford Fairlane, 6 cylinder.  A slow turtle, leak in gas tank,  rusted muffler,  cleaned the spark plugs.  Then a 1963 8 cylinder Ford for $2575.00  Charley Plopper.  Sales tax of $75.  Less than a month later an oil change and over a thousand miles on the speedometer.  Many trips to visit relatives in Sheboygan, Neenah and Milwaukee.  Christmas time 1963 installed snow tires for $25.75.

Other automobiles in between until Marion Motor Company dissolved with the death of Charley Plopper and Forest Schafer going to Clintonville with the Urban Telephone Company.  Down the street was Maynes.  A 1972 Dodge, upgrading to a 1976 car complete with automatic transmission, air conditioning, and all the other bells and whistles.  5 years later Bill Zillmer died, and his widow kept this car until she died in 1993.  By that time the bottom and sides and frame were rusted from road salt.  Sold for $600 to someone from Missouri and it was the end of an era.

So now it is 2013.  After 130 years of keeping these incidentals, is it time to incinerate these records and receipts?  Or keep them for the next generation?

copyright 2014 by Delores and Russell Miller

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

CONTINUED: "Winter Wonderland My Ass!"


Wordlessly her troops fell in behind her; Cohen and Zhou on flank and Maasi covering their rear.  There was no expectation of human conflict, but the resurgence of the wolf and polar bear populations in the last 10 years had made travel outside the human settlements more perilous.   The nearest settlement was over 50 miles away and no one had been to this area in many years. 

If the satellite scans had not picked up signs of human life out here, no one would ever have reason to come this way.  Before the Fall, this had been one of the more remote parts of Yukon-Charlie Rivers National Preserve and only visited by extreme sports nuts and dedicated backpackers.  But after the scan, a search of the records found a small private parcel out here that had belonged to the Reynolds family for over 100 years. 

Frank Reynolds had followed the lure of gold to the Yukon River in the 1890’s but after the gold ran out, he stayed with his Athapaskan wife. They tried to homestead but gave up and moved to Anchorage before the first world war.  They kept the land and the small cabin, returning every year to visit his wife’s family and maintain their children’s connection to the land and the tribe.  The family had been successful and fruitful, but many moved away or lost interest in their grandmother’s people.  By the time of the Fall only one descendent still held the deed to the land and still made the annual trek.  His name was Adam Reynolds and if he was the man on the satellite, he was now 42 years old.   

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In his small wood cabin, Adam hummed gently to himself as he stirred a pot of dried beans flavored with smoked bear fat. He had barely had enough salt to preserve all of his harvest this year.  Come spring he was going to have to risk a trip to the settlement.  He had spied it one day from on top of one of the higher hills to the south, the wood smoke a stain on the sky. He had been here in his cabin for 10 years, hiding if he was honest with himself. On his original trip to the cabin, he had found Pete wandering the streets.  He was a lab mix with a collar and a name tag but no master left alive.  A trip to a nearby abandoned Town had found Scout, a neutered Maine Coon with fur so matted that he had had to practically shave her.  They had been good company, but Pete had past two years ago and Scout was unlikely to last the winter. He had not spoken to another human since Sally’s death. 

The first year, before the batteries in his radio died, he had listened to broadcasts of the mayhem and death around the world from what they had begun calling the Fall. After what he himself had seen before his retreat to the cabin, he had decided he was better off alone than in a world gone mad.  He had watched as one friend after another died of the strange disease - Fred, Yuko, Gene, Bob, Steve, Aaron, Sheila, and even Ronnie, his 12-year old godson.  He and Sally both had been had death’s door but somehow survived.

But the worst was not the disease but those left behind – looters, killers, grief-maddened lunatics.  The woman that stabbed Sally had been crying as she wielded a kitchen knife, calling for a man named Walt. 

As his wife lay dying in his arms, she reached up to touch his cheek and told him to go to the cabin, back to the place that gave him peace, that reminded him of his parents, the place that told him who he was.  Unwilling to part with her, he loaded her body in his plane and took her with him to the cabin where he buried her in the cemetery beside his great-great-aunt Beatrice, who died of diphtheria in 1902.  

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The time to pitch camp had come and gone almost ½ an hour ago but the women pushed on; their target was now only a few hundred yards away.  The breeze was turning into a strong wind, but was not yet the gale that freezes skin on contact. When they spotted the snowy hulk of an old Cesna, Hlinka was sure they were close.  The aluminum siding of the plane had been scavenged to re-enforce a timber enclosure, probably a garden. Knowing their target was close, they pushed on and now arrived at the cabin where chimney smoke, whisked away by the growing wind, indicated life inside.

Weapons lowered but at ready the troops waited for Hlinka to knock on the door.  There was no answer.  After a minute, Cohen pushed ahead of Hlinka. 

“He’ll never think that a human could be here.  You have to be more distinctive.”

She rapped sharply seven times, muttering under her breath, “Shave and a haircut, two bits.”

This time a small slot, high on the door, opened and firelight leaked out into the growing dark. 

“What do you want?”

“That’s real hospitable!” drawled Cohen. “You got five freezing women on your doorstep in a middle of a freakin’ arctic wind storm and all you can say is ‘what do you want?’”, she mockingly lowered her voice to repeat his words. “Open the damn door and let us in.  If we wanted trouble, we would have just shot our way in.” She jerked her weapon in the air, carefully aiming it away from the troops and the cabin.

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Shocked eyes gazed down at the women, armed to the teeth. Knowing she was right and that his 38 was no match for their firepower, even if he had wanted to fight, Adam set the rifle aside and undid the bolts on the door.  “I guess it doesn’t matter”, he thought, “I had already resigned myself to going to the settlement in the spring.  I guess civilization couldn’t wait for me.”

He pulled open the cabin door and the women wasted no time in getting in the door into the relative warmth.  Even with the fire, it was only about 50 degrees Fahrenheit in the cabin but with the wind chill it was already 20 below outside.  They busied themselves stripping off their outwear and stowing them with their weapons and packs on a bench along the wall. The room was fairly spacious for a cabin with benches on two walls and a loft over the stove where two beds could be seen. A smaller daybead was tucked against the wall on the other side of the door. Having surveyed their surroundings, they turned to look at Adam.

He was surprised that none of the women were as young as he had assumed they would be. He had no experience with military but he had thought a dangerous mission like this would have been assigned to young troops in their prime.  The blond, the redhead, and the two darkhaired women looked at least past 35; the dark-skinned woman had the sort of ageless face seen on some of her race.  She could have been 25 or 50.  Something in the bone structure suggested she was an African, not an American.

“I suppose introductions are in order.” This came from the blonde, her voice heavy with a Slavic accent. “I am Olga Hlinka. These are companions Jaihue Zhou, Selena Gomez, and Wanjiku Maasi.  You have already met Francesca Cohen.” She gestured to the redhead who shot her finger at him and said ‘Yo’.

A tumble of questions filled his mind, but the one that made it to his mouth was “Francesca Cohen?”, with emphasis on each name separately to underline the disparity.

“Yeah, my pop was a nice Jewish boy who had good fortune to fall in love with a nice Italian goyim. I grew up on challah with my lasagna. Call me Chessy.”

Adam couldn’t help smiling. She reminded him of the friends he made in New York as a student at Columbia. 

“Well, my name is …”

“Adam Reynolds?” Olga interrupted.

Adam paused before nodding. “So I take it this was not a chance finding.  You came out here looking for me.”  It was not a question.

Olga simply nodded.

“Look this is kind of a long story and I’m starving.  Can we sit down and eat while we tell it?” Chessy interrupted.  Seeing the hesitation on Adam’s face, “Don’t worry man, the fire is enough hospitality; we got our own rations.”

Adam opened up the table and pulled out the leaf that hadn’t been used since his childhood, making room for six to sit. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a pink nose with silver and black fur peeking out from under the bed. 

“I hope none of you are allergic to cats.”

“No” said Olga, “none of us is allergic.”

“Yup,” Adam thought, “Olga’s definitely the leader of this troop. Probably has some title like Captain or Sergeant or something.” He transferred his meal to his bowl – fatback beans and venison jerky.

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Zhou pulled the rations out of their packs and passed them to her troopmates.  The Man, as they had so long thought of him, put a pitcher of water and some tin cups on the table.   He eyes followed her as she distributed the packets of meals and crackers which they all began to open them and eat.

“What are those packets? Astronaut food?” he asked.

“I wish,” quipped Cohen. “These are MRE’s – Meals Ready to Eat or as I like to say ‘Meals, Rarely Edible’. They got so much salt and so little fiber, if you eat ‘em a couple of days, you end up with your guts plugged up tight.” Zhou and Gomez laughed at Chessy, but Hlinka and Maasi quietly radiated disapproval.  “Tight-asses” thought Gomez.

Without saying a word, The Man got up, opened a cabinet by the door, and returned with a glass jar of something dark sealed on top with white wax.  He stuck his knife in the fire for a moment and then ran it around the edges. He quickly stuck the knife into the center, withdrawing the wax.

“Here, at least I can offer you something decent for those crackers. I got a good harvest of raspberries this year, have some jam.”

“Thank you,” said Hlinka, slightly surprised.

As the last of the beans and crackers were eaten, they all feel the pull of the slumber.

“Look,” said The Man, “I doubt whatever it is you have to tell me will be improved by fatigue or worsened by time.  Let’s all get some sleep and hash this out in the morning. I doubt anyone’s going anywhere for at least a day, not in this storm. Might have more snow by morning.”

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“That is not the forecast,” Wanjiku spoke for the first time. “Ah,” Adam thought, “I was right, she is African.”  He laughed.

“Yeah, has weather forecasting improved that much in 10 years? Trust me, I know this land and there’s a good chance there’ll be snow on the ground in the morning.”

“I never trust the weatherwoman” said Selena with a grin.  “Argentina?” thought Adam, “this group is like ‘It’s a Small World’ goes to Alaska. What the hell have I gotten into?”

Adam offered his queen-size bed in the loft to the women as well as the second, full-size bed and offered to stay in the daybed down below.  Olga seemed to consider this for a moment but accepted.  He thought “She must’ve realized that, even if I tried to make a break for it in the middle of the night, where would I go?”

Once in the loft, he heard them whispering as he drifted off.

        __________

Cohen woke to the smell of smoked fish and raw onions.  Cursing, she realized that she was the last in bed and fumbled into her sweater and pants on over her thermals. Turning to the lower area, a strange sight greeted her.

Maasi was sitting on the bench stroking the huge black and silver cat in her lap. Hlinka sat at the table dicing onions while Zhou stirred a bowl of dough. Neither The Man not Garcia were in view but their boots were still at the door.  Swinging down the loft ladder, she saw The Man at the stove stirring a pot which she suspected was the source of the wonderful fish aroma. Hlinka took the board of diced onions over and added them to the pot before starting on a few bright orange carrots.  Garcia’s head popped up from a hatch in the floor, her arms laden with wood. 

“Oh, looks like Sleeping Beauty decided to grace us with her presence,” quipped Garcia, nodding her head towards Cohen. She knew was going to get shit for oversleeping.

“Ah you’re just jealous ‘cause no amount of sleep is going to improve your mug,” Cohen shot back. 

“Are you guys always like this?” asked The Man, “Or is it the tight spaces?”

“They’re always like this” said Zhou, Hlinka, and Maasi together. Everyone laughed.

As The Man added the carrots to the pot, he said “This is going take 30-40 minutes to cook up. I think it’s time for that talk.”

His word broke the easy mood and the tension of the night before return. Without another word, they all gathered at the table.  The Man handed Cohen a cup of coffee made from the ration packs. He sipped his.

“God! I haven’t had coffee in 10 years. Even with no milk or sugar, its heaven.”

“You think this crap is heaven?  You have been out here too long,” said Cohen.

Hlinka cleared her thought, “Perhaps I should explain what has happen in the outside world…”

   ___________

They had called it the Fall because it came so suddenly and struck so hard.  By the time of the first death, there were already cases in 50 countries on every continent. Two things became quickly apparent: 1. Almost half the women who got sick would die, 2. Every man that got sick died.  Even with the speed at which it spread, not everyone got sick at the same time.  It took almost six months for it to run its course by which time there was not a man left alive on Earth.

   ____________

Adam sat stunned.  He thought back to that time.  There were so many deaths, he never realized until now that he didn’t know a single man that survived getting sick.  Except for himself. Looking around the table at these women, his blood ran cold.  They were here to check on him or bring him back to the fold.  They were here to collect him, like a rare animal – the last passenger pigeon at the zoo.

“So the world needs a stud so the human race doesn’t die out?” he asked bitterly.

“Not exactly,” replied Olga, “Many of the urban areas had enough women left to maintain power stations and electric grids.  We have viable sperm samples and embryos in the thousands.  The problem is the virus.  It’s still here. You had it and survived?”

“Yes,…” said Adam.

“Good, otherwise you’re a dead man walking. The virus is everywhere.  Every woman, every child has it dormant in them, waiting to strike.”

“I don’t understand,” said Adam.

“For some reason it only expresses itself in individuals who have reached puberty. Within a few years of the Fall, it became obvious that every boy would die before his 14th birthday. We were able to develop a vaccine for the girls, but it is useless for the boys. What we need is a man who survived the disease from whom can obtain anti-bodies and develop a vaccine for the boys.  We have been accessing satellite scanners looking for any pockets of humanity that remain, searching for a man, the last man on Earth. You are he. You are The Man.”

   _________

The cabin was silent as a tomb. At last Adam spoke.

“I fled to this place when my wife was murdered.”

“Your pain is my pain.” All five women spoke in unison, surprising Adam.

Wanjiku spoke, “It has become the standard worldwide. Everyone alive today has seen unspeakable sorrow. It has drawn the survivors together. How insufficient is “I’m sorry” or “My condolences”.  Almost 80% of the world’s people have died, every new loss is truly felt by all.” 

Adam sighed, “I don’t know if I can face other people again. Especially not as the freak. You can’t tell me women won’t stare, point. Even if they welcome me, I will be alone. And not alone by myself, but alone with others which is worse.”

Cohen cleared her throat.  Adam saw with surprise that there were tears in her eyes. She held out a small locket to him, open to show the picture of a freckled boy about 11. “His name was Michael. His father and I were both Air Guard. When I got called up for combat duty, we put a half-dozen embryos on ice; Michael was already 3 then, but we wanted more, so just in case….  My husband was one of the last in NY to die. Michael died a year ago, just after his 12th birthday.  Four of those embryos are male. You’re my only hope for a son from my lost love.”

Without a word, every woman pulled a photo, a toy, or some other memento from her pocket.

“That’s why we came,” said Garcia, “We are the as mães de lágrimas, the mothers of tears.”

Adam hung his head, “How can I deny you? My wife was 4 months pregnant when she died. I mourned the loss of our child almost as much as my Sally.”

He raised his eyes to Olga’s, “We all know you could force me to come.  You probably have tranquilizers and straightjackets in those packs. But it’ll work better if come willingly, right? I have one demand for my cooperation. Once a year, in July, you have to bring me back here.”

“Agreed.”

“Well then, it’s time to add those corn dumplings Jaihue was beating into the soup.” He held at his hand for the bowl.

   __________

After breakfast was finished and the dishes washed, the troops helped The Man make an insulated pack.  Even if she was on her last legs, he wasn’t leaving without the cat.  He had been right about the snow, but it was only a half-inch or so and the wind was already starting to die down.  But it was too in the late in the day start out, they would have a quick breakfast of jerky the next day and leave at first light. As they prepared dinner, using up many of the more perishable provisions from the cellar, the troops told The Man about the new world he was returning to - the cities where suburbs had been replaced by farms and a commute was a trip out your fields. Because of the scarcity of labor for hauling fuel, cities with low-labor sources like hydro-electric and wind turbines dominated. Trains ran on bio-diesel produced from the animal waste and vegetable oil. The few airplanes and helicopters still in working order were reserved for emergencies or vital missions like this one.  An old surplus whirlybird had brought them most of the distance from Anchorage and was waiting at Coal Creek Airport where it was refueling from the abandoned pumps. 

It took all six of them to load the 16-pound cat into her carrier, but they still set off just as the sun was rising.  Adam looked back once at his home and then strode away through the fresh snow. They reached Coal Creek by 4:00 as Adam knew it or 1600 as the women did.  The two pilots came out to meet them. 

“So this is The Man,” said a short, blond Aussie.

“He has name,” correct Olga, “It’s Adam.” 

As the helicopter crew prepared for departure, Adam turned from the sun setting on the hills to Olga. 

“Will I really be back?”

“I promise you will,” said Olga, “You are our family now, we will protect you and we will be at your side always.”

Adam saw the solemn nods of four more heads and knew that, at last, he would never be alone again.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

CONTINUED: Battle For The Marshall Islands


by Kevin Schmitt

 On the coast, Dad had to wait for an overseas assignment along with Jamie and a guy named T.L.Cole. It was the only time in Dad’s life when he became the equivalent of a straight A student. He just loved guns, big and small. The training wouldn’t do him much good in civilian life, but he didn’t care. He was having a great time at the expense of the taxpayers.

 He and his friends ended up at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard where ships were being refitted. He wasn’t there for very long, but he did have one experience that was worth passing on to me. In the neighboring city of Bremerton, sometimes drunken servicemen got a bit out of hand. The shore patrolmen would get paired up with ordinary sailors and patrol the bar areas at night.. I believe I mentioned that Dad was a heavy weight, so he didn’t mind it when he got a chance to play “cop.”

 That changed forever when he followed an S.P. into a bar where a drunken marine was most definitely the center of attention. First thing Dad noticed was the man’s club. It was a crutch. The marine had half a leg missing and obviously the guy was having a bit of trouble accepting his misfortune. He kept swinging that crutch at anyone who came near him, and two service men were already on the floor.

 Dad looked at the S.P. and asked, “So---do you think we could use a table as a shield?”
 The S.P. ignored Dad and drew his Colt .45 service automatic. He gave the marine one chance to drop the crutch, and the marine told him to---well---you can fill in the blank. Then the S.O.B.S.P. actually went and did it. He shot the marine in his good leg.
 It was at that point in his life when two very important components came together for my dad: Revulsion, and helplessness. Those were the pieces of bread that would hold the shit that would get served up over and over again. The world outside of Shakopee Minnesota could get really ugly, and young Dennis Schmitt had only taken a few steps into that world so far.

 Dad wasn’t trained to be a “yard bird,” but at that stage of the game, he would do any work that didn’t expose him to lunatics. He helped re-arm battle damaged ships until he was assigned to a destroyer, and was pleased to discover that Jamie and T.L. Cole were still with him. Only one thing happened on that “tin can” that was worth relating. The destroyer sailed through a pretty bad storm that scared the crap out of Dad.

 I suppose all you well educated people know who John Newton was; the man who composed the hymn “Amazing Grace.” Well, Dad felt a little like that when a mischievous sailor grinned and said, “Guess what boys, we just became a submarine.”

 Unfortunately my father can’t remember the name of the ship. He told me the name about thirty years ago, and now I can’t remember it either. Anyway, he and his buddies became part of something called “Task Force 51,” which was sent to capture the Marshall Islands at the start of 1944. That Island group is over 1000 miles long and located halfway between Hawaii and Australia. The Islands of Majuro and Kwajaline had airstrips built by the Japanese so those were primary targets.

 Dad rode shotgun on a landing craft called a L.C.I. It was 160 ft. long and about 23 feet wide. They carried 200 men and could sail between 600 and 900 miles depending on their speed and prevailing currents. Majuro was where they would land, and while it wasn’t as bad as Omaha beach, that wouldn’t make any difference to the dead and wounded.
 Dad didn’t give me any details, he just said that once the beach was secured, they spent a long time transporting wounded men to a hospital ship. That went on until the airstrip was secured. Then Dad was given the job of bore sighting machine guns in the wings of fighter planes as they were brought in. It was hot work and everything had to be done “yesterday,” but it was a damn sight better than watching guys bleed to death.

 I remember Dad once saying, “If a guy is yelling bloody murder, he has lots of time. But if he’s being real quiet and peaceful like---keep an eye on him.”
 Yea, that makes sense.

 Anyway, eventually it was time to get served another shit sandwich, so Dad, Jamie and T.L got on another LCI and headed for the Island of Kwajalein. The invasion was over, but like Majuro, there were still many things for a gunner’s mate to do. But first they had to get there. So they put together a small fleet of a dozen landing craft, a few P.T. boats, and a corvette that broke it’s own trail.

 The plan was to land at Kwajalein at daybreak, but the Japanese sort of messed that up. You see, those boys were really sore losers. When they would lose an Island or a shipping lane between Islands, they would leave just a few mines behind, to keep the Allies nervous. At about 0230 hrs Dad’s LCI hit one of those mines. Fortunately it was a small one that had probably been dropped by an aircraft. It tore open the bow and turned the landing craft into a crash diving submarine.

 About two-thirds of the men went under. Dad, his buddies, and about fifty others floated clear of it. Somehow they call grouped together and concluded that no one was hurt bad. The water was warm and everyone had a life jacket, so all they had to do was wait until daybreak to get picked up.


 Piece of cake.

 Then someone felt something bump up against them. Next time it happened the sailor probed with his hand and felt something that was like sandpaper. That was not a good thing. But the main problem was ignorance. Those Midwest farm boys wouldn’t learn anything from Jacques Cousteau for another thirty years so they were plenty scared of any kind of shark. In fact most sharks are like vultures. They won’t bite you unless you’re dead. But there have been many exceptions to that rule, as we all know.
 I recall the scene in “Jaws” when Robert Shaw says, “I’ll never put on a life jacket again.”
  
 You’re in pitch black water up to your shoulders, and there’s nothing under you except the fear of teeth. 

 Jamie said, “Wonder if them fish know the difference between white meat and dark.”
 Anyway, the dawn always comes, and when it came that morning, all arms and legs were still where they belonged. They got picked up by the corvette and once on Kwajalein, they received some thrilling news. They would be working with the Seabees. (Construction Battalion) That meant that they would learn skills that would carry over into civilian life. Gunner’s Mates were wanted because they had some training with explosives, and the main job would be to break up the now useless Japanese bomb shelters.
 Dad didn’t know it, but it was time for another shit sandwich.

 You see, those bunkers were not empty. Do you know what happens when you fill a bomb shelter with men, then kill them, then let them rot for a few days in tropical temperatures? You grab an arm or a leg and it comes right off. You can’t blow the bunkers while the bodies are still in them so you gotta get them out the hard way. They gave Dad a gas mask but after puking in it a few times he decided that he really didn’t want it.

 For three days Dad went without eating. (A miracle for him.) Then things started getting squared away. But that only meant that Dad would be moving again. This time to an Island called Ebeye, which had been a Japanese sea plane base, and would also serve the U.S. Navy in that capacity. The Navy Brass would soon make this small Island their home because a PBY Catalina (flying boat) is a great way to Island hop if you are an admiral.
 Now the trouble with admirals is that they make junior officers kind of nervous. It’s no fun working under a J.G. who’s nervous, especially when it’s 100 degrees in the shade. You gotta learn how to conserve energy in the tropics. Everyone one learned that except Jamie. The kid from Georgia was an eternal optimist in the sense that he was always looking around for a samurai sword that some careless Jap officer might have dropped.

 Well, eventually he did find something that the enemy had left behind. He stepped on a land mine and it took every bit of meat off one femur bone. Dad and a few other guys called for the officer in charge but got no answer. That’s when a decision had to be made. There was an open boat on the beach, and an auxiliary hospital ship just a few miles away. So they put Jamie on the floor of the boat and Dad sat on the wound. As far as they could determine at the time, there was no way to apply a tourniquet . Dad was the heaviest guy there, and it just seemed like the only thing to do. 

 Half the guys took Jamie out, the other half went looking for the lieutenant. Jamie died on the boat, and Dad and the others got a lecture from the lieutenant, but no punishment. The thing my dad needed to remember was that there was no way to save Jamie by keeping him on that Island, and there were no seaplanes ready to take off at that time.

 After that Dad just cleaned and replaced gun parts until a B-29 known as Enola Gay took off from Kwajalein with a secret weapon. Dad had been told at one point after the historic bombing mission that a very important container was being stored in the Ebeye ammunition magazine. (Which was kind of like a basement with a lot of insulation on top of it.) I’m thinking that the mysterious container might have been the bomb they tested on Bikini.
 Anyway, the day they celebrated the end of the war, Dad got one more chance to end or at least ruin a portion of his life. Everyone was shooting off guns and going crazy. Well, Dad decided he could do them all one better. He knew about this Japanese anti-aircraft gun that was about the size of a German 88mm. The action had been taken out of it so there was just the barrel and the breach block. Dad got his hands on some explosives and packed it into the rear end. Then he muzzle loaded the front with ten pounds of pipe nipples.

 Pipe nipples are little metal tubes and they make a shrieking sound if launched into the air with sufficient force. Dad calculated that he could get them over the Island and they would then fall harmlessly into the water on the other side. Well----his shot went a bit low. There was this officer’s tent on the far beach you see. In fact the lieutenant who gave Dad crap about Jamie was one of the occupants.

 Thank God no one was in the tent when the pipe nipples hit it. All the same, there were a few less smiles after that. You know, everyone understands that nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki saved a lot of American lives, but it also saved the sorry rear end of Dennis Schmitt. The guys who could have burned Dad had only one thing on their minds: going home. So Dad lucked out one last time.

 Final Note: Dennis Schmitt and T.L. Cole went to Georgia a few months after returning home. They were house guests of the Jameson family and learned a little more about the world that Jamie had been brought up in. It wasn’t all pretty, but a great deal of it was.


Friday, September 20, 2013

CONTINUED: For The Love of Kathy

by Frank Beresheim

       
   I thought that was then and this is now.  I started drinking heavier, thinking about our break up, and that I was the cause of our split.  I tried to order a drink and the bartender said no, and I said why.  He looked at me and said “why don’t you ask you friend”.   Apparently me friend Joey was behind my telling him no.  I was very angry, and almost hit Joey.  I stormed out of there, out on the street.  The cool air hit me, and I could feel my blood pressure rising.  I knew there was another bar a couple of blocks away, and my friend Joey followed me.   I tried to hail a taxi, but it was a police car, and then it was good Joey was there, he told them I had a mental disorder and I had to wave at people in blue cars.  Lucky for me they bought it.  Joey said let’s take my car and we can hit that oyster bar on Flat St. and Grove.  I said you mean Vincent’s Oyster house, and he said yeah.  We got in his car, an old car with primitive features and went to bar.
The bar had a huge oyster as a doorway and was just as dark as the other place.  I went up and order my usual Gin and Tonic, and loved that bitter taste.  Joey said why don’t we get a table, and order some oysters.  I said ok.  I started thinking about Kathy again, and how many times I came here with her when I was polluted.  I just couldn’t stay there, and started walking out to the car.  Joey came out, and said what's up man.  I said I just didn’t like the vibe there.   Joey said come on man you have been in there hundreds of times.  I said I know, but it ain’t working tonight.  We got back in his car, and I felt something in my pocket, it was an M80, I lit it threw it in the back, to a big bang.  Joey said what did you do man?  I told him and he told me to get out of his car.  He also said the he was tired of my shit and not to call him anymore.  So I was out on the streets again. 
           I was hungry, and saw the light on in the Baker’s window.  I went over, but the door was locked.  So I banged on the window.  He said come back at Six, I am making the donuts now.  I said please and he said six, come back at six.  So I walked away, looking for another place to go.  I just didn’t want to be alone, feeling like this with Kathy on my mind.  I walked down the street to the Fifty Grand Club, and could hear the music down the street.    I went down the street to go to the other club.
          I went in and my friend’s band was playing, The Strange Ones.  I used to be in the band, but I didn’t like playing live as much as they did, so I left.  As soon as I sat down, the band took a brake and they came down to see me.  IT was good seeing my friends, we all had cool knick names, I was Bush dog, the drummer was Molasses, because he took too long in the bathroom, Kow was the keyboard player, his name was Cal, the bass player was called the Rock because his lines were as powerful as rocks falling, the lead guitarist was Slick, because everything about him was slick.  I know you wanted to know why I was called Bush dog, it is because I had a Large Poodle, with the same black hair as me.  My friends saw me walking with my dog Ace, someone yelled look a bush dog, and the name stuck.  My friends convinced me to play, and they had an extra guitar.  I went up to the stage and almost fell because I was pretty toasted, I strapped on the guitar, tuned it up, and I was going to rock.  I did pretty well with the first two songs, but on the third song I was a line behind, and the forth song, I was noticeably out of key.  I was very embarrassed and before the 5th song I said I am bailing, put the guitar in the stand, they didn’t seem to mind, actually and appeared relieved.  I went out to the parking lot, and threw up on this guy’s white car, I bet he will be happy when he sees that.
          I met my friend Tom’s girlfriend in the parking lot, and she was crying.  They apparently had a big fight over his wanting to see other people and still wanting a relationship.  I held her as she was crying, and felt so strong to be there for her even though I was drunk.  She began telling me that she had suspected that he was cheating on her, because he would say he be at Charlie’s bar, but wasn’t there.  She said she went to his house and he wasn’t home.  She said she called his cell, and it went straight to mail, which meant he shut his phone off.   She said when she asked him he stated he met some friends, and that he shut phone off earlier in the day at the office, followed by ”what’s a girl to think”.  She started saying I will show him what it means to be cheated on, and brought me to her car.  The next thing I knew she was taking her clothes off, and I was the first guy she cheated on Tom with.  Afterwards we just lying together on her back seat, and she burst out crying, saying I am glad it was with you, but I still don’t feel right.  I told her I had to go out to take a leak, put my clothes on, and went to the bushes at the end of the parking lot.  I heard some noise behind me, and I saw her driving away.  I was back on foot again.
          Around this time I was feeling pretty thirsty, and I found an all night Bodega, went to back where the beer was, and got me a six.  I found my car, my beautiful car, my Caddy, and it felt like I found my way home.  I quickly drank up the six and was starting feel drowsy, but I started the car up anyway.  I was driving near my house nodded off, and woke to the rattling of my car hitting other cars on the street, and when I tried to steer away, I drove right into a telephone pole.   The next thing I knew was that the police were issuing me a wad of tickets and was put in a squad car.  They read me the Miranda warning, “ You have the right to”, and all the words seem to blur  followed by “ With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”.  I quickly said no. They then asked if I would do a breathalyzer, which I also said no to.   They read off my charges.  It was just like TV, hearing all this, but it was happening to me.  They said they would take me to lock up and when I got to the precinct.   I took a deep breath,  I opened my eyes looked all around my room, realizing it was a dream.   Before I could get my first a cigarette lit, the phone rang and I heard a familiar voice, it was Kathy.  She said do you miss me?  I said “not a moment goes by without me thinking of you.”  She said I miss you too.  She said “Baby if you want to be with me you have to take care of yourself”, and I said “what do you mean”, She said “You need to clean up”  I said you mean go to detox?” and she said “yeah, my friend told me about this place she went to and it helped her.”  For a moment I fought it, and thought about it, remembering my dream, and I said yes.  She said I’ll be over to get you, and take you there.  I told her “It finally feels like I am doing something right for a change.”  When I saw Kathy, our eyes locked, she was like a dream come true.  She told me, it wasn’t a friend that went through the programs but it was she who went though the program herself.  I began thinking she didn’t really drink, and if she was an alcoholic, what was I?  I can’t be an alcoholic, but I would do anything to have her by my side.  We got to the hospital, she saw me through the paperwork, and I was starting to shake.  When they took me to detox, and they closed the door it was like when I was a child on the first day of school, and everything I loved was on the other side of the door.  I still think of the dream, my love for Kathy, and that there is a reason for everything.  I am happily married to Kathy 17 years, and 18 years sober.

copyright 2013, Frank Beresheim